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My Question for Lou Dobbs

I occasionally (not too often) force myself to watch Lou Dobbs just in the interest of maintaining a diverse news/opinion diet. I would love to have the opportunity to challenge him on his protectionism and, specifically, his implicit argument that outsourcing offshore is evil. Primarily, I'd like ask Lou if he thinks it's evil for a U.S.-based company with U.S. operations to acquire new manufacturing equipment or information technology that enables it to conduct its operations with fewer employees. If not, then why is offshore outsourcing evil when it accomplishes the same purpose with the same impact on American workers, while also providing an opportunity for desperately poor people elsewhere to escape (or diminish) hunger and utter deprivation (which is why they'll work for far less compensation)?

Outsourcing is, on balance, a very good thing on a number of levels. First, it enables efficient capitalism, which means -- in the aggregate -- maximum productivity, optimal allocation of resources (generally speaking, with some exceptions), minimum prices of goods and services for consumers, moving jobs to people who need them most, the freeing of resources to where they are best applied (e.g., what economists call "comparative advantages" among nations -- for example, poor, low-cost labor countries producing labor-intensive products and more affluent, educated, tech-savvy countries producing high-tech or high value-added products) and as a result of all of the above, a higher material quality of life -- again, in aggregate. There is also the pragmatic point that we cannot wall ourselves off from the global economy (or at least not without tremendous price increases across much of the economy, lost jobs from our inability to export -- due to lower competitiveness and tariff wars -- and other negative consequences), so we cannot try to defy market forces and force U.S. companies to be less and less competitive.

Needless to say, some individuals suffer from outsourcing, as they do from open markets in general and even more broadly from capitalism (as opposed to pure socialism in which employment and compensation are guaranteed regardless of market forces -- at least until the whole system starts to deteriorate). I do believe that a society has some obligation to cushion the sufferring of those who are temporarily displaced, to ease the pain to a reasonable degree (e.g., unemployment benefits) and to aid in their transition to different jobs that hopefully fit better with what they can provide competitively in a global economy.

So, as I alluded to above, arguments against outsourcing are, for the most part, really arguments against capitalism. In other words, it values protection of particular jobs over a more efficient economy with all the benefits it provides for quality of life in the aggregate (i.e., for the population as a whole). The only twist is a presumed moral imperative to choose the protection of particular types of American jobs over the benefits to much poorer foreigners of shifting those jobs to them. And I would argue that, even leaving aside the moral argument that we should indeed care about a desperately poor person who happened to have the bad fortune of not being born here, forcing a substantial reduction in outsourcing (by legislation or public pressure) would harm most Americans for reasons I've explained above.

One exception to what I said above: If another country is clearly irresponsible in environmental policy or clearly, greatly abusive of labor (i.e., abusing their labor force in ways that artificially reduce wages), some exceptions are legitimate. However, labor unions and others against open markets and outsourcing often put forth exaggerated claims in these areas as a smokescreen for the unrealistic, harmful standard they are really seeking: making trade and outsourcing contingent upon foreign workers in poor countries being paid the same as American workers.

Full disclosure: I'm a management consultant and some of my clients outsource offshore (outsourcing is not the primary focus of my work, but I do occasionally advise on offshore outsourcing decisions). So there is the chance of inadvertent bias on my part. But I truly believe the opinion I’ve expressed above for the reasons I’ve given. If anyone has a different view, I encourage you to comment.

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Real Debate: An Endangered Species

There is a disturbing trend in political discourse in America today. Increasingly, people are talking past one another rather than listening and truly responding the arguments and questions posed by the other. Talking points are reflexively hurled at the other person – often accompanied by labels intended to be pejorative – “liberal”, “lefty”, “right-winger”, “fascist” – to convey that anything the other person says is automatically discredited upon arrival. Neither person stops to seriously consider the possible validity of the other’s arguments, or the worthiness of his/her question, much less to respond directly.

The proliferation of media has contributed to, and perhaps driven, this trend. There are certainly many benefits to the proliferation of media – we are better off as a society and as individuals not being limited to three network news anchors and our local newspaper – and on balance, media proliferation is clearly beneficial. But I lament a negative side-effect: Based admittedly on my anecdotal observations, combined with the empirical fact of the commercial success of partisan/ideologically-focused media sources, it seems that people are increasingly limiting themselves to media sources that only reinforce their current opinions, and, beyond that, that demonize those who disagree. Listeners/readers/viewers apparently do so for the emotional comfort derived from hearing an intelligent, apparently well-informed media figure (host, columnist, etc.) confirming the validity of their opinions, to be sufficiently informed to converse with like-minded friends, family, and co-workers, and to collect ammo for their next encounter with their friend on the “other side” (who must be either not too bright or not well-informed) or a stranger (who must be either an idiot, ignorant, or downright evil). In short, they use media the way a drunk uses a lamppost: more for support than illumination.

I make a point of listening to a diversity of views in the media and in conversations with others. And I don’t mean just listening for the purpose of “knowing the enemy”, but rather to hopefully learn something new, whether it reinforces or challenges my current opinion. In conversations, I pose challenging questions and arguments not to try to “win” an argument, but to draw out the best possible arguments that challenge my view, so I can consider if I should change my view, to get others to consider doing so, or at the very least to better understand and appreciate the rationale for a different opinion.

I’m new to TownHall and I’ve encountered people who are inclined toward what I try to make my approach, and others who tend toward the approach I’ve criticized above. Forgive my lack of humility in making this suggestion, but I encourage the latter to try my approach. It may cause discomfort to seriously consider opposing views and their rationales, and to engage in real discussion or debate over underlying assumptions, principles and logic that may expose some weakness in the foundation beneath your current positions, but I believe each of us owes it to ourselves, to others with whom we engage in political discussion, and to America to force ourselves to make a good-faith effort to really listen to one another and ensure that our views – and the policies we advocate – are based on the best possible information and reasoning.

Of course, if you disagree with any of the above, I’ll be glad to hear why.

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The Immorality of "Corporate Social Responsibility"

It is highly politically-incorrect to challenge the very concept of "corporate social responsibility" (CSR), but the opposite should be the case. Proponents of CSR contend that a business has a moral obligation to "give back" some of its profits to society via philanthropy in one form or another. A truer way of phrasing such a supposed obligation is that the owners of a business must so use its profits. And the most representative statement would be that the management of a business has a moral obligation to divert some of the profits from the owners to such causes, even if doing so is not a good financial investment (e.g., cost-effective public relations), without the approval of the owners or even a sense that the owners wish to forego their income for this purpose.

Unless management of a business has reason to believe otherwise, their default assumption should be that the purpose of the business they manage is to maximize owner (shareholder) weatlh. Needless to say, the business is the property of the owners, and management have been hired to serve those owners, and the fundamental purpose of a business is to generate a return on investment. Management has a moral obligation to abide by the law and by ethical business practices (e.g., not deliberately misrepresenting their products/services, operations, etc. in ways that cause harm, even if doing so is not illegal), but for a manager to take money due the owners and spend it to benefit others at the expense of the owners is not only not a moral obligation, it is immoral -- it is theft. I would liken it to the legend of Robin Hood stealing from rich to help the poor, but even that comparison would be generous, given that even large corporations today have a great number of working class shareholders (e.g., via pensions/retirement accounts), while much corporate philanthropy (e.g., the arts) benefits primarily more affluent persons.

A business conducts exchanges with customers based on agreed prices that are high enough to be worth the business providing the products/services, and low enough to be worth the customer spending the money, and these exchanges inherently benefit both parties (as long as reasonable product/service expectations are met). Why conducting such exchanges produces an obligation of on the part of the owners of the business to sacrifice beyond what it took to provide the products/services is never quite explained. Management of a business should act legally and ethically.  But unless management has good reason to believe the owners wish it to do otherwise,  management  should return the profits in full to the owners, who in turn can make their own decisions regarding philanthropy, and managers themselves can be charitable with their own money, not that of others.
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The Lost Art of Protest

An observation I've made over the last several years is the sharp contrast between the rhetoric of today's protesters and that of Martin Luther King, Jr. Recall MLK's brilliant "I Have a Dream" speech. First, he knew that, to achieve his political goals, it would not be sufficient to preach to the choir, so to speak, but rather that he needed to persuade the masses of reasonable, decent people who either felt some ambivalence over his goals or who agreed with him but did not feel strongly enough about it for it to affect their choices as voters, which was the key to legislative progress. His rhetorical strategy was to establish common ground on shared core values. He invoked the universally revered Declaration of Independence, the principle that "all men are created equal", a principle "deeply rooted in the American dream," making the case that his goals were consistent with that principle, while implicitly demonstrating that opposition to his goals was a violation of one of the most fundamental principles behind the founding of our nation. And, although he did sharply criticize a white governor and others who had violently suppressed peaceful civil rights protesters, he did not condemn white Americans in general; On the contrary, he reached out to them and appealed to their principles, their minds and their hearts. And he warned against "distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny and their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom. We cannot walk alone."

Contrast that approach with the rhetoric of most of today's protest rallies at which speakers spew venom at those with opposing views and advocate extreme measures. Case in point: rallies calling for an end to the Iraq war, at which one hears screams for Bush's impeachment and signs calling him a "war criminal", and at which everyone who disagrees is branded as evil, an idiot, or both. Another example: A few weeks ago I personally witnessed a protest demonstration consisting of scores of bicyclists riding down a very busy Manhattan avenue through Times Square, in direct, deliberate violation of city regulations. The cyclists spanned the width of the street, creating a large and growing traffic jam of cars behind them. In addition to causing this inconvenience, they created a risk of serious injury to the many pedestrians in Times Square that night, particularly as some of cyclists scrambled to evade police who were seeking to divert them to a side street and stop the mass ride. These protesters not only anticipated this police intervention, they intended for it to occur as a means of drawing attention to their protest. Those who sought to evade police and who, upon being caught, resisted arrest (including kicking at officers) were held down and cuffed by police as the other protesters surrounded the arresting officers, chanting angrily at the top of their  lungs, "FASCIST STATE! FASCIST STATE!" at New York cops who risk their lives every day to protect us, and who were merely enforcing the law as was required of them, and doing so with admirable restraint. This incident was my first impression of an advocacy group of which I had never heard previously. Needless to say, it left me much less likely to listen to the grievances of this group, much less be sympathetic to their cause.  

It seems that many of today's protesters are either completely oblivious to any concept of effective rhetorical strategy, or (more likely) they choose the catharsis of venting and receiving enthusiastic peer approval over the achievement of their goals.
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Political Cover for Fiscal Responsibility

The President, all the presidential candidates of both parties, and just about every Senator and Congressman are aware of two realities: (1) Our nation is heading for a fiscal train wreck over the next couple of decades due to our current debt-to-GDP ratio and the predictable explosion in the entitlement-eligible segment of our population (per current eligibility rules) relative to the segment of workers who face the burden of supporting them, and (2) No politician will propose a serious solution to avert this disaster unless there is an abundance of political cover.

The reason they will not act responsibly is not just because they are irresponsible, but also because they are rational and they know that voters are irresponsible. They know that any serious solution will require real, unpopular sacrifices in terms of substantially higher taxes and/or substantially lower Medicare and Social Security benefits (e.g,, drug coverage, something Congress recently expanded) and/or eligibility restrictions (raising the retirement age by several years; means-testing that would reduce benefits of many in the middle class, etc.).

Congressmen and presidential candidates can talk all day about "eliminating waste" like the infamous "bridge to nowhere", but eliminating such wasteful discretionary spending projects, even if achieved, would barely put a dent in the problem. They can talk about simply "growing our way out of the problem" but that would require growth rates well beyond what economists consider realistic, and the growth argument is often used as a justification for enacting tax cuts or opposing tax increases (such as allowing the Bush tax cuts to expire), despite the fact that even supply-side economists agree that, given current tax rates,  lower taxes result in much lower revenue than would otherwise be recieved (See http://rationalguy.townhall.com/g/bfe10281-94c6-43bb-bf04-33f9eb7800c1). So they either offer unrealistic, painless solutions or they acknowledge in the abstract that we need to "fix" or "reform" or "save" Social Security and Medicare without coming close to concrete, but politically-toxic, proposals. And the result is a perversion of Darwinism: survival of the least responsible.  

As painful as the solutions will be, all agree that the pain will be less if we act sooner than if we act later, so we must provide the necessary political cover immediately. Congress must establish a non-partisan study group (a commission) to develop several alternative plans with various trade-offs among sacrifices in spending and taxation to achieve prudent ratios of debt-to-GDP and unfunded liabilities-to-GDP, using dynamic scoring with conservative assumptions. Then the political fight can proceed over which sacrifices should be made, politicians will be compelled to choose among alternative fiscally-responsible plans rather than skirt the issue, and an informed public can vote accordingly, based on each voter's priorities among overal taxation, progressiveness of tax rates, deductions, investment vs. labor income tax rates, overall spending, budget allocations, etc..

This study group should be chaired by a figure who is highly respected by both parties and the public, such as Alan Greenspan, and members of both parties should lend strong, public support to this group in advance of its presentation of alternative plans.
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Campaign Finance: Expanded Public Funding Is the Cure

Current federal campaign finance regulations are both limited in effectiveness and questionable on First Amendment grounds, and in any case candidates are increasingly opting out of the system since the money they can raise privately exceeds the current spending limits that would apply if they limited private contributions and accepted public matching funds.  Fortunately, there is a simpler alternative that is more effective in reducing the excessive, corrupting influence of money in politics, which poses no threat to free speech, and which would keep candidates within the system. 

We simply need to (1) increase the matching multiple (e.g., $10 in public funding for each dollar raised from a private source), and (2) raise the spending limits high enough to remove the incentive to opt out of the system and depend entirely on private contributions. (There could be petition signature requirements or other means of qualifying as a serious candidate to be eligible for the matching funds.)

The cost would be a few billion dollars each election cycle, and it would be the best investment taxpayers have ever made.  Reducing the influence of large contributors representing particular industries -- and, in turn, reducing or eliminating  the special tax breaks, subsidies, import quotas and favorable regulations that constitute the return on contributors' investments -- would certainly save taxpayers many times the cost of funding the  campaigns, and would do so from Year 1 onward. Not a bad ROI.

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A Conservative Case for Animal Rights

Excellent column by George Will below.  And important that it came from George Will, insofar as persuading conservatives on this issue is conducive to achieving relevant legislation, since many on the right are so turned off by the extreme "left" on animal rights that they don't contemplate the issue and apply their own values to it.

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A Conservative Case for Animal Rights

Why, Matthew Scully asks, is cruelty to a puppy appalling and cruelty to livestock by the billions a matter of social indifference?

By George F. Will
Newsweek

July 18 issue - Matthew Scully, a former speechwriter for President George W. Bush, is the most interesting conservative you have never heard of. He speaks barely above a whisper and must be the mildest disturber of the peace. But he is among the most disturbing.

If you value your peace of mind, not to mention your breakfast bacon, you should not read Scully's essay ''Fear Factories: The Case for Compassionate Conservatism—for Animals." It appeared in the May 23, 2005, issue of Pat Buchanan's magazine The American Conservative—not where you would expect to find an essay arguing that industrial livestock farming involves vast abuses that constitute a serious moral problem.

The disturbing facts about industrial farming by the $125 billion-a-year livestock industry—the pain-inflicting confinements and mutilations—have economic reasons. Ameliorating them would impose production costs that consumers would pay. But to glimpse what consumers would be paying to stop, visit www.factoryfarming.com/gallery.htm. Or read Scully on the miseries inflicted on billions of creatures ''for our convenience and pleasure":

"... 400- to 500-pound mammals trapped without relief inside iron crates seven feet long and 22 inches wide. They chew maniacally on bars and chains, as foraging animals will do when denied straw... The pigs know the feel only of concrete and metal. They lie covered in their own urine and excrement, with broken legs from trying to escape or just to turn ..."

It is, Scully says, difficult, especially for conservatives, to examine cruelty issues on their merits, or even to acknowledge that something serious can be at stake where animals are concerned. This is partly because some animal-rights advocates are so off-putting. See, for example, the Feb. 3, 2003, letter that Ingrid Newkirk, president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals—animals other than humans—sent to the terrorist Yasir Arafat, complaining that an explosive-laden donkey was killed when used in a Jerusalem massacre.

The rhetoric of animal "rights" is ill-conceived. The starting point, says Scully, should be with our obligations—the requirements for living with integrity. In defining them, some facts are pertinent, facts about animals' emotional capacities and their experience of pain and happiness. Such facts refute what conservatives deplore—moral relativism. They do because they demand a certain reaction and evoke it in good people, who are good because they consistently respect the objective value of fellow creatures.

It may be true that, as has been said, the Puritans banned bearbaiting not because it gave pain to the bears but because it gave pleasure to the spectators. And there are indeed degrading pleasures. But to argue for outlawing cruelty to animals because it is bad for the cruel person's soul is to accept, as Scully does not, that man is the only concern.

Statutes against cruelty to animals, often imposing felony-level penalties, codify society's belief that such cruelty is an intrinsic evil. This is a social affirmation of a strong moral sense in individuals who are not vicious. It is the sense that even though the law can regard an individual's animal as the individual's property, there nevertheless are certain things the individual cannot do to that property. Which means it is property with a difference.

The difference is the capacity for enjoyment and suffering. So why, Scully asks, is cruelty to a puppy appalling and cruelty to livestock by the billions a matter of social indifference? There cannot be any intrinsic difference of worth between a puppy and a pig.

Animal suffering on a vast scale should, he says, be a serious issue of public policy. He does not want to take away your BLT; he does not propose to end livestock farming. He does propose a Humane Farming Act to apply to corporate farmers the elementary standards of animal husbandry and veterinary ethics: "We cannot just take from these creatures, we must give them something in return. We owe them a merciful death, and we owe them a merciful life."

Says who? Well, Scully replies, those who understand "Judeo-Christian morality, whose whole logic is one of gracious condescension, or the proud learning to be humble, the higher serving the lower, and the strong protecting the weak."

Yes, of course: You don't want to think about this. Who does? But do your duty: read his book ''Dominion: The Power of Man, the Suffering of Animals, and the Call to Mercy." Scully, a conservative and hence a realist, knows that man is not only a rational creature but a rationalizing creature, putting his intellectual nimbleness in the service of his desires. But refraining from cruelty is an objective obligation. And as Scully says, ''If reason and morality are what set humans apart from animals, then reason and morality must always guide us in how we treat them."

You were warned not to read this. Have a nice day.

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8525632/site/newsweek/

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Political Glossary

 
Guide to Political Terms and Phrases
User Term or Phrase Intended Meaning Actual Meaning Political Objective
Democrats Government funded No one will have to pay for it. Taxpayer funded Government confiscation and transfer of wealth from some Americans to others.
Democrats Working Americans Americans who were not born so obscenely wealthy that they have never had to work, and who therefore work but do not earn much more than the nation's median income (presumably, anyone earning more must not be "working") All Americans who work to make a living. Government confiscation and transfer of wealth from some Americans to others.
Democrats Fair Trade The principle that other nations shouldn't be allowed to cheat American workers out of a job. [Per Democratic usage] The principle that businesses should not be able to give jobs to desperately poor people abroad unless they pay them wages comparable to those of middle class Americans. Preventing Americans from losing jobs to dirt-poor people abroad who need the jobs even more (and, for politicians, gaining union campaign money and votes).
Democrats Undocumented Immigrants People who came here by creative, unconventional means. Illegal immigrants (unless a bureaucrat has simply misplaced the paperwork). Get Latino votes.
Democrats Equal Opportunity Prevention or correction of racial discrimination in employment and education. [per Democratic usage] Technically, affirmative action. More descriptively, racial preferences, or, from the standpoint of the non-preferred, racial discrimination. (Winner of the Orwell Award) For African-Americans, an opportunity to gain an advantage by being judged "by the color of their skin rather than the content of their character" (MLK). For Democratic politicians, gain African-American votes. For anyone else, avoid being labeled a racist.
Democrats Universal Healthcare Equal healthcare rights for all Americans. Taxpayer-funded healthcare for anyone not othewise covered. (To be paid for using money recovered by allowing the Bush tax cuts to expire, money that will be used a second time to fund entitlement liabilities and a third time to reduce the deficit to restore fiscal responsibility.) Government confiscation and transfer of wealth from middle-class and wealthy Americans to lower-income Americans.
Democrats Progressive A person who prefers enlightenment over ignorance and and improvement over the status quo. Liberal Offer a more palatable word than "liberal" to centrist Americans.
Democrats Redeploying troops from Iraq We're leaving but not quitting. Withdrawing troops from Iraq Get our troops out of Iraq and making it sound like just a different military strategy.
Democrats Iraq Plan Just leave and the pain will stop. [per Democratic usage] Just leave regardless of whether or not staying would be likely to affect the ultimate outcome (i.e., avert or mitigate the consequences of full-scale civil war). (See antonym in "Republicans" section) Use the Iraq issue to retain and increase power in Congress and to take back the White House.
Democrats United Nations An organization in which nations work together in good faith to seek peace and justice for all. Individual nations pursuing individual interests in the same building, claiming at all times to be acting on principle. Other acceptable definition: global auction house in which votes are purchased if the price is right. Emasculate our foreign policy so we can feel less hated abroad.
Democrats Hillary Clinton Principled statesperson who puts our nation's well-being above personal political ambition. Whatever the polls and consultants tell Hillary Clinton she should be today. Elect Hillary.
Democrats Barak Obama The man who can transform our nation's politics and rescue us from partisanship. A very intelligent, articulate, good-looking politician with only 2 years of political experience at the national level, no executive experience in government or business, a relatively short adulthood so far, and whose positions on the issues few people know, but who is nevertheless favored by a significant portion of Democrats to be our next president. Elect a Democrat who is less phony than Hillary.
Democrats Dennis Kucinich Standard-bearer of liberal idealism. User of political fame to achieve the widest gap in looks between wife and non-rich husband in the history of marriage. (Beauty & the Leprechaun) Mission accomplished. So clever it almost makes me want to vote for the guy.
Democrats Pro-Choice Supporter of liberty and privacy. Supporter of abortion legality, regardless of whether or not the fetus is a human being. Keep abortion legal and unrestricted.
Republicans Values The core codes of conduct that distinguish good people from bad and which keep our culture and nation from unraveling. [Per Republican usage] Evangelical sexual mores and the need to legislate curbs on individual rights accordingly -- not to be confused with frivolous concepts such as integrity, courage, loyalty, kindness, compassion, industriousness, self-sacrifice, tolerance, or fairness, all of which are apparently outside the scope of values. Get as many Americans as possible to become or stay fundamentalist Christians.
Republicans Protecting Marriage Keep homosexuals from denigrating your marriage by equating it with their perversion. [Per Republican usage] Denying homosexuals equal marriage rights. (How gay marriage threatens heterosexual marriage is left to the imagination. Note: This term is not to be confused with a non-existent mass effort to reduce our 50% divorce rate by placing more legal obstacles to divorce, which would fit the term much better but as of now is entirely theoretical.) Prevent/reverse legality of same-sex marriages.
Republicans Opposing "Special Rights" [for homosexuals] Opposing Superior Rights Opposing Equal Rights Prevent homosexuals from gaining equal rights,  and win elections by stoking bigotry and baseless moral condescension.
Republicans The 2nd Amendment Your fundamental, constitutionally guaranteed right to bear arms for fun, protection, and to keep the government from getting too powerful by maintaining the threat of insurrection. The right for individuals to bear arms for the purpose of serving in a well-regulated militia (or modern counterpart) to defend the nation or defend a state from the federal government. ("A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.") Miminize restrictions on weapon ownership, regardless of any consequences. For politicians, get campaign contributions from the NRA and win rural male votes.
Republicans Terror Alert / Elevation of Threat Level (archaic term: last heard in 2004) Message from the Dept. of Homeland Security: Don't do anything, but get scared, and vote for the guy who seems most likely to kill someone to protect you. (Not heard since the 2004 Bush re-election.) Unknown. 2004: Get Bush re-elected, along with as many Republicans as possible.
Republicans Support our troops Support our plan for the war and continue funding it, unless you want to get our most patriotic Americans killed. Appreciate the service of our troops, make sure they have what they need to do their job, take care of them when they get home, and don't keep them in a war unless we have a damn good reason. Keep the troops in Iraq
Republicans Iraq Plan Stay and we will prevail. [per Republican/Lieberman usage] Stay regardless of whether or not it is likely to affect the ultimate outcome (i.e., avert or mitigate the consequences of full-scale civil war). (See antonym in "Democrats" section) Stay long enough for Democrats to force a withdrawal so they can be blamed for "losing Iraq".
Republicans Patriot Act You're either with us or with the terrorists…and we'll know based on your support or opposition of this law. Expanded Government Eavesdropping Law. (Will any politician who wants to scale it back need to introduce a "Treason Bill"?) Sacrifice civil liberties to reduce the risk of terrorism.
Republicans Mistakes have been made [in Iraq] Some anonymous third person screwed up. I made mistakes (big mistakes). Avoid blame.
Republicans Death Tax The moral equivalent of grave-robbing. Technically, the estate tax. More descriptively, the inheritance tax, almost all of which affects wealthy beneficiaries. Government confiscation and transfer wealth from the middle class to the wealthy. (“Death tax” is useful for those who wish to repeal it because death is the only thing most people oppose more than paying more taxes so wealthy people can start inheriting estates tax-free.)
Republicans Consistent, pervasive liberal media bias The brainwashing conspiracy that is the only reason you have any negative opinion of any Republican or his/her positions. Selective anecdotal evidence of what are arguably individual cases of liberal bias. (Note: Cases of bias to the right constitute "fair & balanced" reporting.) Scapegoat every Republican defeat (and encourage listenership of right wing radio and viewership of Fox News)
Republicans School Prayer Religious freedom (see also "Values" above) [per Republican usage] A law that would force a public school teacher to coerce public schoolchildren to recite a prayer written by politicians and/or bureaucrats. (Not to be confused with the act of praying in school, which anyone can already do). Use the intimidating authority of the state to coerce children to worship (specifically, to worship in accordance with monotheism and ultimately fundamentalist Christianity.)
Republicans The Ten Commandments The foundation of our legal system (among other things), worthy of placement in our courts. A list of demands, backed up by scary threats, supposedly provided by an imaginary man in the sky, only three of which relate to crimes, and the first four of which consist entirely of requirements to worship a particular diety exclusively. Use the intimidating authority of the state to coerce adults to worship. Also, use the prestige of the state to affirm the validity and superiority of Judeo-Christian beliefs.
Republicans Flag-burning A threat to the nation so grave that we should amend the constitution to override the First Amendment. A form of unpopular political expression, which the First Amendment was created to protect. Revoke our freedom in order to protect our ultimate symbol of freedom. For politicians, an opportunity to make your opponent look less patriotic if he/she has more integrity, political courage, and commitment to actual freedom than you do.
Republicans Strict constructionist A judge or justice who is not so presumptuous, arrogant and megalomaniacal as to rewrite our constitution to reflect his/her personal preferences. A judge or justice who will seek to overturn Roe v. Wade. For politicians, a winking signal to Pro-Lifers that he/she will appoint judges and justices who will overturn Roe v. Wade, while leaving Pro-Choicers clueless.
Republicans Tax "relief" Tax cuts are the moral equivalent of helping victims of natural disasters. Tax cuts Tax cuts
Republicans "Rudy" The man who will save us from terrorism through his superlative anti-terror competence. A man with zero foreign policy or military experience who, after the 1993 WTC bombing, located his Emergency Operations Center on the 23rd floor of the WTC (against advice of security experts), who never provided needed communications equipment to first responders, and who pushed Bernard Kerik for head of Dept. of Homeland Security. (Also happens to be the man who would be the ultimate flip-flopper on guns & abortion if Romney had not set the bar stratospherically high.) Get a myth elected
Republicans Mitt Romney Former liberal who has recently seen the light and undergone a sincere conversion to pure social conservatism. The most shamelessly opportunistic and unprincipled flip-flopper in political history. Believed only by the same people who believe that three weeks of rehab "cured" Ted Haggard of homosexuality. Get elected and then follow the polls on every issue closely and act accordingly to ensure re-election.
Republicans Maverick John McCain A man who sticks to his principles, talks straight, and takes positions solely on what he thinks is right, regardless of the wishes of the Republican base and the party establishment. What John McCain was before had a good chance at winning the Republican nomination (before the Straight Talk Express took a turn onto Flipflop Road and then a quick right onto the Pander Expressway). Yet...the most consistent of the top 3 of "Rudy McRomney". Elect McCain
Republicans I'll eliminate wasteful spending I can restore fiscal health without anyone losing anything legitimate (all gain, no pain). The only way I could find anywhere near enough spending cuts to reconcile my stand on low taxes with my pledge to eliminate the deficit would be to substantially cut defense and social security and medicare benefits, but I'd like to win the next election. Get elected by not telling you what you don't want to hear.
Republicans Fiscal Conservative Advocate of low taxes AND fiscal responsibility. [per Republican usage] Advocate of cutting taxes under any and all economic conditions, levels of national debt, unfunded entitlement liabilities and related threats to our future standard of living, who makes it all work by readily accepting all the most optimistic -- rather than conservative -- economic assumptions and forecasts, and who sometimes argues that tax cuts "pay for themselves" (generate higher revenues through higher growth), despite consensus to the contrary among economists, or who contends that tax cuts "starve the beast" (reducing spending by lowering revenues), or who contends both, despite their inherent contradiction. (Not to be confused with a true fiscal conservative, who would be concerned about our national debt and unfunded liabilities and favor realistic analysis and solutions). Tax cuts.
Republicans Tort reform Prevention of frivolous lawsuits that are killing businesses and medical practices, and driving up costs for consumers unnecessarily Limitations on your ability to sue and collect money from companies that you believe injured you, which does protect companies and physicians from frivolous lawsuits, but also also make it profitable for companies to market unexpectedly exploding, limb-tearing and surprisingly flammable products. (Not to be confused with a better pastry recipe.) Rewarding large campaign contributors by limiting their product liability.
Republicans Pro-Life Opponent of killing babies Opposer of abortion legality, regardless of whether or not the fetus is a human being based on anything other than his/her scripture. Overturn Roe v. Wade
Republicans Pro-Life with exception in case of rape Opponent of abortion but with reasonable exceptions. Opposer of abortion legality because the fetus is a human being, which makes abortion the murder of a baby, which should be legal if the mother was raped, as long as the murder is committed before the baby is born, not that the baby is any less of a human being before it was born. Overturn Roe v. Wade. For politicians, gain Pro-Life votes without turning off every Pro-Choice and ambivalent voter.
Both Parties Pork barrel spending Wasteful spending of your tax dollars that I'll eliminate Spending on projects in every other legislator's district or state (In my district or state it's legitimate constituent service)